My manager is having a grad party for getting her masters. I didn’t get invited.

All of my phone calls with coworkers last about 20 seconds, and someone always ends up saying “Just email me that information.”

I have been asked by every single one of my middle-aged female coworkers if I know Farmer Chris just because I’m from Iowa. PGP.

Thought I could get away with wearing jeans into our near-empty office today. Still got called into HR. PGP.

Losing the privilege of working from home. PGP.

Pushy salesmen trying to close before the end of the year. PGP.

Mandatory webinar at 6 p.m. PGP.

Getting a girlfriend was the best decision socially and worst decision financially. PGP.

Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.

Someone in HR overheard me telling the interns an embellished sex story from college. Strike one. PGP.