45 and rainy all weekend, 75 and sunny on Monday.

Was asked what I thought my weaknesses were in my review then was told what my actual weaknesses were.

Got food poisoning on the second day of my honeymoon. PGP.

First business trip with the new job, and I get bedbugs. PGP.

I corrected a coworker on where to find something yesterday. My boss had to talk to me about it today on how it was unprofessional. PGP.

My boss will purge her old emails and re-forward everything to me to make more room in her inbox, clogging up mine. PGP.

“You look a little ‘defeated’ today. Is something wrong?” PGP.

Heard someone taking a huge dump through the door to the women’s restroom while walking by. PGP.

Spent all weekend locked in a single vehicle with five of my in-laws driving 8 hours to my parents’ house and back. I was actually looking forward to work. PGP.

The IT Manager and the Marketing Manager are definitely involved and sit right next to me. Oh, to be 45 and divorced. PGP.