Coors is so bad that they try to market how cold their beer is, even though if you put a different beer in the same cooler, both beers will eventually be the same temperature.
Qdoba has queso, it’s guacamole is cheaper, and it has more options. While Chipotle succeeds in having more locations and prides itself on its anti-hormone and antibiotic free meat and simplicity of its menu. They are otherwise nearly identical in taste.
All of these sound like great inventions.
You give us all hope.
That’s not the best idea in the world.
That’s of course if you do get married (don’t).
Just remind yourself of today’s divorce rate and everything will be ok.
Hey, you forgot cost of living Jaytas. All the free perks of being VP are expens- oh wait…
And I just bought my first Rogaine today.
I’m pretty sure that very first paragraph is the opening scene in Jaws. Especially since it was filmed at Martha’s Vineyard.
Kieran, you just affirmed your gayness.
Little finger is basically the Emperor from Star Wars.
Coors is so bad that they try to market how cold their beer is, even though if you put a different beer in the same cooler, both beers will eventually be the same temperature.
PGP
DKE at Yale.
All these years Ive held onto the notion I was hilarious. Now, I have nothing…
Qdoba has queso, it’s guacamole is cheaper, and it has more options. While Chipotle succeeds in having more locations and prides itself on its anti-hormone and antibiotic free meat and simplicity of its menu. They are otherwise nearly identical in taste.
I don’t think you understand what “dad body” means.
If they start playing the Lannister’s “rains of Castemere,” GET THE FUCK OUT!
Didn’t they do that already with Jamie Foxx and Jessica Biel?
Indiana Jones should not have any other remake. Harrison Ford was Indy, Period.
I swear to god, if in 30 years they decide to remake the original Star Wars trilogy, I will burn Hollywood down. There’s a line you don’t cross.
Would’ve liked to have seen a pic about “returning videotapes,” since Netflix has made this excuse impossible now.