“Please don’t talk to me. Please don’t talk to me. Please don’t talk to me.” PGP.

Fantasizing about sternly asking your micromanaging supervisor, “Just what exactly do you do around here?” PGP.

Casually ignoring emails sent past 4:30 PM.

Waking up and discovering your first developing forehead wrinkle. PGP.

Learning the hard way that 5-hour Energy wasn’t lying about the “two thirty feeling.” PGP.