Tad Allagash

Member Since 07/24/2013

  • Tad Allagash 11 years ago on 5 Random Things Worth Splurging On

    Also, I realize that George W is wearing American flag socks in that photo. George W is the man and served as the leader of the free world, so yeah, he can do whatever the hell he wants.

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  • Tad Allagash 11 years ago on 5 Random Things Worth Splurging On

    Nah, I wear Brown, Black, or Navy blue socks with a pair of Allen Edmonds to work like an adult. Having a “sock game” has been in style for the last 4-6 months, jumping on bandwagons is for middle school kids and guys who work in marketing.

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  • Tad Allagash 11 years ago on In Defense Of Office Restroom Use

    “I’ve recent had to switch to caffeine pills on top of my coffee intake because the amount of coffee I had worked my way up to drinking was actually dehydrating me to unhealthy levels”

    The coffee isn’t what dehydrates you, (it’s mostly water) it’s the caffeine in the coffee that dehydrates you. So supplementing coffee with caffeine pills wouldn’t really help your dehydration situation…

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  • Tad Allagash 11 years ago on A Guide To Being A Normal Person: Simple Etiquette

    I sincerely hope your comment regarding a “crisp 20 and a nice card” for a wedding gift was a joke.

    $100 gift minimum for a wedding. They’re spending a lot more than that on you. $100 for a money dinner, open bar, and hammered insecure brides maids is a steal.

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  • Tad Allagash 11 years ago on Fake It Till You Make It: Faux Postgrad Success

    What if the captain of the football team went to an ivy league school and has been making 6 figures since graduation.

    Curious where the majority of people on here went to high school since there seems to be so many former classmates turned hometown degenerates you’re running into.

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  • Tad Allagash 11 years ago on Bank Of America Intern Dies After Reportedly Working 72 Hours In A Row

    Pretty brutal to die from working when you’re only making $8.75 an hour.

    I don’t think staying up for 3 days could kill you in and of itself. Most of us have probably done it while simultaneously dumping toxins into our bodies.

    I’m no Doctor but I would have to surmise that having epilepsy might cause some pretty serious added complications in this scenario.

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  • Tad Allagash 11 years ago on 20 Things To Do Before Turning 30

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    Take down a 40 + year old divorcee. After 30, the excitement on both ends is cut in half. After your 20’s the excitement is cut in half on both ends.

    The sort of uninhibited enthusiasm typically displayed by this genre will really help you to put things in perspective in the sack.

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  • Tad Allagash 11 years ago on Rock Bottom, Or The Pinnacle Of My Fleeting Youth?

    Getting married in your early 20’s is low class.

    27-32 is when guys who are going to be legit hit their stride.

    23-26 if you’re making money is a lot of blackout reckless fun, but when you hit the 27-32 range is when you’re able to start easily amassing quality take downs. Younger girls think you’re more legit, women your age are looking for their soul mate – It’s a win win.

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  • Tad Allagash 11 years ago on Why House Of Cards Is Nothing Like Working On The Hill

    I live in Georgetown, but have never worked in politics. What I have come to observe in my 5 years living in DC is that there is a tremendously disproportionate number of low level, 30k a year staff asses who act like they’re far more import than they actually are. The worst part of this show is that these sorts probably walk around thinking they can identify with the characters.

    While DC is one of the more expensive cities to live in this country, I find it baffling that you were paying 1600 a month to live with 2 other people in what essentially amounts to the ghetto. You could have easily gotten a 3 bedroom apartment for $4800 in a Capitol Hill building with a door man.

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  • Tad Allagash 11 years ago on Postgrad Myths: Eating "Healthy"

    In summation:

    1. Nerds who instagram their food are nerds
    2. Fastfood is not healthy
    3. Drinking 8 days a week is bad for you
    4. You’re annoyed with your friends claiming they’re health.

    * Do more coke.

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  • Tad Allagash 11 years ago on 5 Easy Steps To Improve Your Look In The Office

    Brooks Brothers makes slim fit, non-iron shirts, fella. Invest in a bunch of them.

    Those shoes are porch as f*ck, did you really list a picture of some nerd hipster with rolled up jeans sporting Doc Martins, sockless?

    Buy some Allen Edmonds and be done with it.

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