Playing hooky isn’t as easy as it was in college. PGP.

Greeting the guy whose name you can never remember with “There he is!” PGP.

1:”Where do you want to eat lunch?” 2: “Anywhere I can’t see this building.” 1: “Completely agree.” PGP.

My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

Broke my ankle over MDW. Getting all kinds of shade thrown my way at the office. PGP.

The last three birthday parties I’ve been invited to have been for 1-year-olds. PGP.

I’ll take four Fireba–one vodka soda, splash of cran please. PGP.

Praying your check goes in at midnight to cover your “Thirsty Thursday” bar tab. PGP.

Pushing the definition of “entertaining clients” to the limit on your company card. PGP.

Passive aggressively CC’ing someone’s manager on an email. PGP.