“He’s a mildly successful dude, living in a part of the country that is much better than here up north, and he really doesn’t do all that much work, yet still gets paid to go to hit on servers at Hooters.”
Going out Friday is like a governor for my Saturday. If I stay in Friday, I just go even harder on Saturday which makes Sunday even worse. Endless cycle.
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Tipsy Pig, whole slew of reasons.
“He’s a mildly successful dude, living in a part of the country that is much better than here up north, and he really doesn’t do all that much work, yet still gets paid to go to hit on servers at Hooters.”
My dad would be so proud.
Loooooooove Bouzoukis.
He might have something to say about that come the first weekend in May.
Tongue-in-cheek. Trust me, I wanna make it up there.
The Kentucky Derby Was Decadent & Depraved: The Story Of Todd.
Going out Friday is like a governor for my Saturday. If I stay in Friday, I just go even harder on Saturday which makes Sunday even worse. Endless cycle.
Actually, just see here.
Okay, I’ll stop writing Things Girls Do After Graduation. Hell of a run.
Ride the wave, Johnny. When it rains, it pours.
I still think it’s highly debatable. The general public feels stronger about its ranking than I do.
Alternative titles I just come up with for this:
I Hate My Scorching Hot Girlfriend Who Won’t Stop Sending Me Nudes
My Rich, Hot Girlfriend Is The Worst
I Hate My Girlfriend And Her Rockin’ T’s
Hit us with her @, fam.
Fine with that.
100 Emoji.
I think they just got the shipment in early and assumed it could go out. There was a whole shelf of them.
I see you, just playin’.
K.
Need squads both domestic and abroad.
You’re right, you’re right. I overstepped there.
Unfortunately, people named “MorningShit” are inherently blacklisted because, well, “MorningShit.”