Will 8 years ago on Aly Raisman's '25 Things You Don’t Know About Me' List Is Hilariously Basic Gotta call the kettle black and deflect from your own beta-ness. Classic Beta Male shifting. 64 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Aly Raisman's '25 Things You Don’t Know About Me' List Is Hilariously Basic Do you not read a lot of my stuff or something? That’s kinda my thing. 66 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on I Don't Want Any Of Your Terrible Wedding Favors If you didn’t enjoy that, I don’t know what to tell you. -15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Housewarming Party I’ve actually used dry shampoo before and I legitimately have no idea if it did anything. 52 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Housewarming Party Most girls don’t want to wash their hair every time they shower because it takes a long time for it to dry. Standard practice. 109 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on How Do I Avoid Running Into People I Know? I legitimately have no idea, man. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on How Do I Avoid Running Into People I Know? I don’t disagree. 41 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on How Do I Avoid Running Into People I Know? I did? 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Food Poisoning And The Only Thing That Stopped The Pain My No Sock Left Behind initiative is going swimmingly. 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Food Poisoning And The Only Thing That Stopped The Pain Ha, unfortunately for content, no. -2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Food Poisoning And The Only Thing That Stopped The Pain I was moving a heavy box, and then when I went back into the house to move another box, I spotted a sock on the floor. When I bent over to pick it up, boom, back thrown out. Couldn’t script it any better that my downfall was a sock. 33 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on This Instagram Account Is Revealing All The Rio Athletes On Tinder Chyeah! 56 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Pulp-Free Orange Juice Is For Peasants Dave, can you make sure to file this under “BLACKLISTED TOPICS PER BARSTOOL” along with the following: – Mighty Ducks – The Bachelor – The Masters – Tuesdays Thanks. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on I Got Swarmed By A Mob Of Sorority Girls At A Sushi Restaurant And It Emotionally Crushed Me Not complaining by any means, simply stating facts. 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on I Got Swarmed By A Mob Of Sorority Girls At A Sushi Restaurant And It Emotionally Crushed Me #LifeOfABetaMale 39 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on I Got Swarmed By A Mob Of Sorority Girls At A Sushi Restaurant And It Emotionally Crushed Me The only people that recognize me are dudes in moisture-wicking golf shirts. 171 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on This Dude's Psychotic Girlfriend Gave Him Ten Rules Before Going On A Boys' Trip Without a doubt, the actual presentation is the biggest red flag. For the sake of her, I wish this was just a screenshot of a text conversation. 60 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on This Dude's Psychotic Girlfriend Gave Him Ten Rules Before Going On A Boys' Trip Everyone knows Todd doesn’t follow rules, especially at Derby. 112 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on It Benefits You Financially To Be In A Relationship, So Figure It Out Or Die Poor You’ll find someone, Walton. Everyone loves you. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Will 8 years ago on Touching Base, Episode 32: Bachelorette Finale, Chug-For-Chugs & Listener Questions I actually think this was the first time I forgot to post it in the history of her being on. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Gotta call the kettle black and deflect from your own beta-ness. Classic Beta Male shifting.
Do you not read a lot of my stuff or something? That’s kinda my thing.
If you didn’t enjoy that, I don’t know what to tell you.
I’ve actually used dry shampoo before and I legitimately have no idea if it did anything.
Most girls don’t want to wash their hair every time they shower because it takes a long time for it to dry. Standard practice.
I legitimately have no idea, man.
I don’t disagree.
I did?
My No Sock Left Behind initiative is going swimmingly.
Ha, unfortunately for content, no.
I was moving a heavy box, and then when I went back into the house to move another box, I spotted a sock on the floor. When I bent over to pick it up, boom, back thrown out.
Couldn’t script it any better that my downfall was a sock.
Chyeah!
Dave, can you make sure to file this under “BLACKLISTED TOPICS PER BARSTOOL” along with the following:
– Mighty Ducks
– The Bachelor
– The Masters
– Tuesdays
Thanks.
Not complaining by any means, simply stating facts.
#LifeOfABetaMale
The only people that recognize me are dudes in moisture-wicking golf shirts.
Without a doubt, the actual presentation is the biggest red flag. For the sake of her, I wish this was just a screenshot of a text conversation.
Everyone knows Todd doesn’t follow rules, especially at Derby.
You’ll find someone, Walton. Everyone loves you.
I actually think this was the first time I forgot to post it in the history of her being on.