Yeah, we wouldn’t want to talk about the time he visited the troops in Iraq on Christmas, donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to various charities, or surprised a mentally challenged fan on his birthday before taking him to a Pistons game.
“I think that if I had written the book in the past decade, perhaps Bateman would have been working in Silicon Valley, living in Cupertino with excursions into San Francisco or down to Big Sur to the Post Ranch Inn and palling around with Zuckerberg and dining at the French Laundry, or lunching with Reed Hastings at Manresa in Los Gatos, wearing a Yeezy hoodie and teasing girls on Tinder.” – Bret Easton Ellis, Author, “American Psycho”
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I’ll be drinking Two Hearteds, Shiner Cheer, and whatever other beer’s marketing works on me because I’m a corporate lemming.
Yeah, we wouldn’t want to talk about the time he visited the troops in Iraq on Christmas, donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to various charities, or surprised a mentally challenged fan on his birthday before taking him to a Pistons game.
Between that line and the Kid Rock slander, I officially know where I stand with Madoff. Been fun.
You’re doing a complete disservice. Pigeonholing yourself with one single fall beer – especially a Sam Adams – is just downright foolish.
We love you, Tea_and_tequila. We know you’re going to be better moving forward and appreciate the work you’ve put in.
This we know – it will either be forever, or it will go down in flames.
Outdoor Voices which can be found on ManOutfitters.com!
Sometimes people get tired of running.
This is the type of ingenuity the comment section needs. And yeah, his Instagram is unreal.
still v clickable
I’d rather chill on a beach than babysit/creep on drunk 23-year-old girls soberly.
Still too much stress wrangling idiots. Would be better off renting jet skis and washing your hands of the babysitting.
Wow. Welcome to The Dawg House.
Shocker: It was Veronica.
This is actually a phenomenal idea that I may steal in some capacity.
oh my god move the story along this is so boring
The person whose aesthetic is trash.
Satire? What satire?
“I think that if I had written the book in the past decade, perhaps Bateman would have been working in Silicon Valley, living in Cupertino with excursions into San Francisco or down to Big Sur to the Post Ranch Inn and palling around with Zuckerberg and dining at the French Laundry, or lunching with Reed Hastings at Manresa in Los Gatos, wearing a Yeezy hoodie and teasing girls on Tinder.” – Bret Easton Ellis, Author, “American Psycho”
That’s fine, RikFlairWoo, proper preparation prevents poor performance.