I transitioned over to this site from TFM as the change in my lifestyle and frame of reference would warrant. I’ve been a faithful patron of Grandex for years. I really enjoy a lot of the content on here. However, so help me, if this site doesn’t cease going full retard (read: bleeding-heart liberal) on me, I’m finding somewhere else to look at humorous content while I have a little downtime during the day. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
You need new friends, sir. In my core group of friends, not have a carry permit would make you an oddball; and we’re not backwoods inbreds. Doctors, lawyers, engineers and a banker – hardly the liberal-think stereotype of “uneducated people clinging to religion and firearms.”
Apparently, all Southerners are idiots that only like to drink rot gut and procreate. Well, I guess it’s what we get for laughing at the Jersey Shore miscreants and stereotyping anyone on the East Coast as a raging guido.
Though I am a Miller Lite guy myself, I can sympathize. However, there was one glaring fallacy in the column, Schlitz is still alive and well, albeit hard to find. It still tastes like crap, but it is alive.
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I’m wearing a di-a-per!
The mario cart reference has me crying. Brilliant.
Good to see GSElevator back. I was afraid the game was up. I don’t want to live in a world without it.
Hinting around to your bosses that you need a raise by writing columns about how you’re too broke to buy a car. #PGP
This column is where boners go to die.
I transitioned over to this site from TFM as the change in my lifestyle and frame of reference would warrant. I’ve been a faithful patron of Grandex for years. I really enjoy a lot of the content on here. However, so help me, if this site doesn’t cease going full retard (read: bleeding-heart liberal) on me, I’m finding somewhere else to look at humorous content while I have a little downtime during the day. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
You need new friends, sir. In my core group of friends, not have a carry permit would make you an oddball; and we’re not backwoods inbreds. Doctors, lawyers, engineers and a banker – hardly the liberal-think stereotype of “uneducated people clinging to religion and firearms.”
Some of us still appreciate those outdated conservative values. Otherwise, great list.
Second. All in favor?
Redneck algebra:
12ft jump – shock absorbers = crushed vertebra + broken tailbone
I had to take an Ativan halfway through reading this.
It does what it’s told!
So if I don’t enjoy watching two guys make out, I should grow the fuck up?
To qualify my statement, I am a Southerner. It was loaded with sarcasm. Judging by the downvotes, I’m assuming nobody caught it.
Apparently, all Southerners are idiots that only like to drink rot gut and procreate. Well, I guess it’s what we get for laughing at the Jersey Shore miscreants and stereotyping anyone on the East Coast as a raging guido.
So how’s your memory? Also, in attempting to do my own research as suggested, I got websensed. #PGP
Though I am a Miller Lite guy myself, I can sympathize. However, there was one glaring fallacy in the column, Schlitz is still alive and well, albeit hard to find. It still tastes like crap, but it is alive.
Damn. When I get shit on at work, it’s just figurative.