I feel you on all of these. Especially the bedtime excuses. I once had to spend 30 minutes jumping up and down to convince my 2 year old that the floor in her room wasn’t going to fall down.
This sounds horrible. I’ll stick with some nice frosty brewchachos, thank you very much. Maybe a rum on the rocks after the kiddos are in bed. It’s the summer whiskey.
Hiccups guy, bite the bullet and get the tums. First time I felt old was when I bought tums for myself. But now they are an essential part of my post drinking routine (along with excedrin, lots of water, and wondering how in the hell toddlers always have so much energy)
I live between 2 houses that take absurdly good care of their lawns. One woman is out gardening at 6:30 AM on Saturdays, and across the street is a guy who mows his lawn at least twice a week. Meanwhile my goal is “make sure it doesn’t look like a crack-house yard”.
How dare you put the 4th on this list. The 4th is all about grilling, lawn games, and casual day drinking. And as such it may be the ultimate pro-status drinking holiday.
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I feel you on all of these. Especially the bedtime excuses. I once had to spend 30 minutes jumping up and down to convince my 2 year old that the floor in her room wasn’t going to fall down.
This sounds horrible. I’ll stick with some nice frosty brewchachos, thank you very much. Maybe a rum on the rocks after the kiddos are in bed. It’s the summer whiskey.
Garbage takes all around.
Hiccups guy, bite the bullet and get the tums. First time I felt old was when I bought tums for myself. But now they are an essential part of my post drinking routine (along with excedrin, lots of water, and wondering how in the hell toddlers always have so much energy)
I live between 2 houses that take absurdly good care of their lawns. One woman is out gardening at 6:30 AM on Saturdays, and across the street is a guy who mows his lawn at least twice a week. Meanwhile my goal is “make sure it doesn’t look like a crack-house yard”.
How dare you put the 4th on this list. The 4th is all about grilling, lawn games, and casual day drinking. And as such it may be the ultimate pro-status drinking holiday.
Always figured you were more of a wine guy…