Was at the office so long, I arrived healthy and left with a cold. PGP.

I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.

My mom just emailed me an article about the negative medical effects of binge drinking. PGP.

“Are you ready for this snow?” PGP.

Instead of offering a pay raise my boss said “Time for you to find a rich husband”.

I want to quit my job, but I don’t want to deal with the hassle of finding a new one. PGP.

The happiest moment of my day was when I realized I left my gym bag at home and couldn’t work out. PGP.

Office mom brought Pedialyte to my office and told me that I should probably work from home the Monday after a wedding moving forward. PGP.