My mother once was creeping on a girl I was seeing and accidentally friend requested her without knowing. I was then confronted about it by this girl, after I broke things off.
Or how in every episode, at least one chef starts crying and tells the judges about a difficult situation in their life. Then they get eliminated 30 seconds after their breakdown, anyway.
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If immigrants are going to bring us more new types of beer, I want as many immigrants as possible.
Tears of joy, because tomorrow is Friday!
I played XBox until midnight, now I’m too tired at work. I’m like a high schooler.
Ehh, I work with a lot of people who went there. They’re not bad.
My mother once was creeping on a girl I was seeing and accidentally friend requested her without knowing. I was then confronted about it by this girl, after I broke things off.
I’m going to drink a lot.
I want to be that guy in the stock photo.
If I had that much caffeine in my system all the time, I’d be CEO of this damn company, not entry level.
I’m going to get fired for reading all this great content today, instead of doing my job.
Billy Bob Thornton is the coach of Boobie Miles, Mike Witchell, and the rest of the Permian Panthers. This other guy is an imposter.
I hate wearing button downs out. I feel like they all fit me weird and get wrinkled immediately after I iron them.
Even today, all he thinks about is AJ McCarron’s girlfriend.
I always leave my Xbox out. Ladies love it when they know you can destroy any middle schooler in FIFA.
I don’t know. I would assume someone with his ego would love becoming the most powerful man in the world.
I’m going to go see Star Wars tonight, by myself. May the force be with you, Dillion.
I want to cut the cord, but I love watching sports too much.
Every time I see engagement photos on Facebook, I cringe and feel terrible for that poor guy. He had it forced on him, never stood a chance.
Or how in every episode, at least one chef starts crying and tells the judges about a difficult situation in their life. Then they get eliminated 30 seconds after their breakdown, anyway.
Was this in Wicker Park?
Just don’t ask him if he’s going murder you. Brought a girl home from a bar and she asked me this. She was weird.