subparsalesman 7 years ago on Everything I'd Do If I Had A Dick For A Day Getting blown is dope. 109 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on What I Spent This Weekend: Easter In Chicago Going to Diag for a big Michigan game sounds like hell on Earth. It’s funny what guys will do for sex. 27 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on 5 Tried And True Methods To Last Longer During Sex Asking to switch positions is the go to. For the short break and creating a full illusion that lasted longer than you actually did. 29 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on The Occasional Saturday At The Office Isn't The Worst Thing I just show up drunk. 37 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on The Best Ways To Get Out Of Having A Conversation With Your Uber Driver Nah, making small talk with strangers sucks. I’d rather dick around on my IPhone in silence. 32 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on My Boyfriend Is Embracing The Soccer Mom Lifestyle I had a nice two night stand this weekend, with a girl who makes at least twice as money as me. The thought of being her stay at home husband definitely crossed my mind and seems appealing. 97 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on 10 Annoying Questions I Still Have About Pokémon Brock was the best character in the TV show. He just traveled the world trying to hook up with every Nurse Joy. 59 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on When Someone Tells You They Don't Want Something Serious, Believe Them How could she not be interested? My Mom tells me I’m handsome. 45 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on When Someone Tells You They Don't Want Something Serious, Believe Them Wait, does this mean the girl I met through mutual friends, who didn’t reply to my text to get drinks last week, isn’t interested? 54 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on A Breakdown Of A Married Couple's Argument Over Fortnite I like Snobby Shores, because I can’t be rich in real life. 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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subparsalesman 7 years ago on The CEO forgot to invite me to a meeting that our entire department was in attendance for. PGP. Oh, he didn’t forget. Sorry Defries. 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: January 26 Gonna kill some Nazis during the day and drink some beers with my friends at night. 21 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on I Was Proposed To In A Graveyard Lol @ the thought of getting engaged at 22. 69 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on Mailbag: Lying About Your Age, What The Bachelor Should Pay For On His Bachelor Party, And How To Have A Sick Beard I once had a roommate who brought a girl home from the bar, his girlfriend walked in on them, and punch him in the face. He got a black eye lol 44 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on My Ex Just Got Engaged Yeah, that’s not a friend. 19 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on This Super Bowl Bet Kid Who’s “Dating/Courting” Megababe Genie Bouchard Is Giving A Master Class In Slow Playing Right Now I can’t decide if I think this kid has sealed the deal yet, or not. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on How Many Jean Jackets Does It Take For A Bar To Become A Dive? You look like a serial killer. Wearing that to the Chad bars on Wells is pretty funny though. 29 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: January 19 Just listened to two coworkers discuss politics and race for 10 minutes. Holy shit, we’re at work, get me out of this place. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 7 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: January 19 Put it my two weeks, a couple days ago. Time to celebrate quitting my first job out of college. 43 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Getting blown is dope.
Going to Diag for a big Michigan game sounds like hell on Earth. It’s funny what guys will do for sex.
Asking to switch positions is the go to. For the short break and creating a full illusion that lasted longer than you actually did.
I just show up drunk.
Nah, making small talk with strangers sucks. I’d rather dick around on my IPhone in silence.
I had a nice two night stand this weekend, with a girl who makes at least twice as money as me. The thought of being her stay at home husband definitely crossed my mind and seems appealing.
Brock was the best character in the TV show. He just traveled the world trying to hook up with every Nurse Joy.
How could she not be interested? My Mom tells me I’m handsome.
Wait, does this mean the girl I met through mutual friends, who didn’t reply to my text to get drinks last week, isn’t interested?
I like Snobby Shores, because I can’t be rich in real life.
Headlines demeaning him by calling him a “Finance Bro” are so funny.
Oh, he didn’t forget. Sorry Defries.
Gonna kill some Nazis during the day and drink some beers with my friends at night.
Lol @ the thought of getting engaged at 22.
I once had a roommate who brought a girl home from the bar, his girlfriend walked in on them, and punch him in the face. He got a black eye lol
Yeah, that’s not a friend.
I can’t decide if I think this kid has sealed the deal yet, or not.
You look like a serial killer. Wearing that to the Chad bars on Wells is pretty funny though.
Just listened to two coworkers discuss politics and race for 10 minutes. Holy shit, we’re at work, get me out of this place.
Put it my two weeks, a couple days ago. Time to celebrate quitting my first job out of college.