The guy just needs to stop drinking when he finds out she’s going into labor. He’ll just be hungover by the time the baby comes out. It’ll be like, 12 hours to sober up. You need to be more of a problem solver, Dillon.
I respect their talent, the sick goals, and the passion of the fans, but I can’t take a sport seriously that has grown men pretend to die from barely being touched.
Had one a few months ago, with a girl four years old than me. All she did was complain that she was too old to be single and she told me my bedroom looked like a high schooler decorated it. Never again.
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So much pizza, that I’ll eat the leftovers, when I start watching the first march madness game, tomorrow in the AM.
I wish he would’ve just told you he was Kirk Cousins and hoped you bought it.
Didn’t know this topic was too serious to joke about, jeez.
The guy just needs to stop drinking when he finds out she’s going into labor. He’ll just be hungover by the time the baby comes out. It’ll be like, 12 hours to sober up. You need to be more of a problem solver, Dillon.
I took off a while ago, so I could go to my school’s first round game. They ended up in the NIT, oops.
I can’t wait to go to the bar alone, on Friday. I’m going to watch some hoops, kill some personal pitchers, and 30 wings without wiping my face.
I usually hate snow, but every day is the god damn same, at least this is out of the ordinary.
Leftovers that I had delivered at 3am, this weekend.
I approve any technique of consuming alcohol. I’ll never judge.
Neat.
1200 calories a day a not enough. I’m no expert, but that does not seem heathy. Eat more than that and cancel it out with exercise.
I respect their talent, the sick goals, and the passion of the fans, but I can’t take a sport seriously that has grown men pretend to die from barely being touched.
See you in Wrigleyville on Saturday, Duda!
Had one a few months ago, with a girl four years old than me. All she did was complain that she was too old to be single and she told me my bedroom looked like a high schooler decorated it. Never again.
This is fake brunch. Why doesn’t she have a ton of booze?
Nah, that would be if you put on “Jizz in My Pants or “I Just Had Sex” by The Lonely Island.
The best part about not getting laid is not having to worry about being a dad and having to host one of these.
Nothing, I took lunch from 3-4 to try to make the day go by faster.
Damn, I wish this was in the city I live in š
I don’t know who Ladainian Tomlinson’s brother is, but fighting the paparazzi is a power move.