The joy I felt when my buddy and his girlfriend were so proud of me for hooking up with her friend out of my league, felt much better than any time my parents have praised me my entire life.
Drinking away the pain from the Bears trading up and drafting Bitch Trubisky. But hey, what do I know? I’m just a guy who like to drink beer with my boys and watch ball. I don’t know shit.
Unsolicited Advice: Try my diet. During the week fruit, frozen veggies, and grilled chicken only. On weekends, a case of beer and fast food only. You’ll be skinny fat, like me, in no time.
The parents have a hot tub, that I rarely used growing up. Having one at your own place postgrad would be a game changer with the squad and with the opposite sex.
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Oops, I thought the title was the PM struggle is real lol
Last night, ya boy had six beers at Wrigley and a whole pizza after the game. Late night eating is the goat.
I don’t care what’s in the sushi, as long as the place is BYOB.
Wear some stilts, fam!
The joy I felt when my buddy and his girlfriend were so proud of me for hooking up with her friend out of my league, felt much better than any time my parents have praised me my entire life.
You dumped her?
Sounds like Charlie attended an orgy, nice.
What did she want you to be? A pro athlete or something.
Stoolies for life.
I’d rather listen to Big Cat and PFT Commenter shoot the shit than watch any garbage ESPN has to offer.
1. Wear headphones at all times.
Not caring that you have a small dick. PGPM.
PGP commenters hooking up? Nice!
Drinking away the pain from the Bears trading up and drafting Bitch Trubisky. But hey, what do I know? I’m just a guy who like to drink beer with my boys and watch ball. I don’t know shit.
Rachel posts “this guy” or “in love with my best friend” Facebook statues at least once per month.
Unsolicited Advice: Try my diet. During the week fruit, frozen veggies, and grilled chicken only. On weekends, a case of beer and fast food only. You’ll be skinny fat, like me, in no time.
Saying you’re busy and not explaining why. PGPM.
My boss has told me I’m getting a raise multiple times. Don’t assume.
The parents have a hot tub, that I rarely used growing up. Having one at your own place postgrad would be a game changer with the squad and with the opposite sex.