Squints

An enthusiastic kid at heart, I'm passionate about properly taking care of my hairline, having an inappropriate amount of DVR series recordings, and pretending to be a beer snob. Still on my quest to find my irresistible lifeguard dream girl who can rock the one-piece bathing suit. Hit me up on MySpace.

Member Since 04/14/2015

Here’s Some Nintendo Nostalgia In Honor Of Their Late President

Male Flight Attendant Gets Fired For Raging Way Too Hard, Tells Awesome Story

My latest pickup attempt went pretty horribly. Do they have these things at Target?

One-Minute Time Machine Is A Hookup Game Changer

Wide range of material here from the most versatile comic of our time. The man can do no wrong.

Here’s 4 Minutes Of Jim Carrey Falling Down In The Name Of Comedy

It’s funny until it happens to you.

Key And Peele’s Telemarketer Sketch Is Gold

Spurs’ Matt Bonner Blames iPhone 6 For Shooting Slump Last Season

Hot snakes and bubble gut.

These Chris Pratt Parks And Rec Outtakes Will Always Be Awesome

Compared to your Average Joe qualities, John Urschel is just better than you. At everything. “Deal with it.”

[via Mashable]

Genius NFL Lineman John Urschel’s Resume Versus A Generic 23-Year-Old’s

SoBe Workers Are Creeping Everyone Out With Cryptic Messages Underneath Bottle Caps

Milwaukee Brewers Bullpen Catcher Can Eat A Ton Of Cheesesteaks