Squints

An enthusiastic kid at heart, I'm passionate about properly taking care of my hairline, having an inappropriate amount of DVR series recordings, and pretending to be a beer snob. Still on my quest to find my irresistible lifeguard dream girl who can rock the one-piece bathing suit. Hit me up on MySpace.

Member Since 04/14/2015

I Suck At Owning A Car

Then & Now: The “Wet Hot American Summer” Cast

So good.

Key & Peele Parody SportsCenter With Teacher Highlights

It’s National Scotch Day, So Drink On A Monday

Welp, The App That’s Basically Tinder For Your Dog Is Here

Because don’t we all deserve a disco ball pre-meeting intro?

Things You Can’t Do When You’re Not A Pro Athlete

With a shocking amount of grownup content, and big names like Elizabeth Banks and Topher Grace, I may have to set up another series recording for the fall TV lineup.

Here’s “The Muppets” Pitch Video For ABC Featuring Some Pretty Solid Jokes

Checkout This Creepy Email A Jealous Coworker Sent To His Colleague

“We’d start off with some fabulous food, a little fabulous conversation, with a fabulous foot massage for an evening of total fabulosity.”

–Real human words spoken by the man later known as Don Draper.

Here’s Jon Hamm At 25 Rocking A Butt Cut On A Dating Show

My new favorite drinking game.

Paul Rudd And Jimmy Fallon Play Plinko Spinoff Drinking Game “Drinko”