Now a graduate with a few years of business "experience", Spiff didn't exactly turn into the interplanetary explorer extraordinaire he had hoped to become. Instead, he spends his days as a cynical desk jockey, moonlighting as a Contributing Writer for PGP and marching ever closer to the big 3-0, which has only fueled his transition from quarter-life crisis straight into thrisis.
I disagree. I’m pretty sure alcohol effectively replaced my immune system during my tenure in the house. Alcohol kills germs, therefore blood alcohol level should have an inverse correlation to germs in the blood, right?
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*bows* I am but a humble writer, seeking to please.
I’ll fit right in, can we get a fourth?
Cheers.
I disagree. I’m pretty sure alcohol effectively replaced my immune system during my tenure in the house. Alcohol kills germs, therefore blood alcohol level should have an inverse correlation to germs in the blood, right?
It should also be noted that Lucy Lawless was smokin’ hot (and sometimes nude) in “Spartacus”.
She was the President after all…
I think that’s the way I wrote it originally. It probably got changed in proofing out of habit. Oh well.
Post Grad Mad-Libs would be hysterical…
Pairs perfectly with the little-to-no pay raise you got too…
FYI, The writer of this article is:
1. Married
2. Works out multiple times a week
3. Is a better cook than wifey.
“Slapping them repeatedly”? Seriously dude? Put $500 in the ‘douchebag jar’ and STFU…
It was one hell of a comedy of errors…
Natalie Dormer…
Amen! Amen! A thousand times, AMEN!
With a penicillin chaser…
Good thing this rant isn’t on Facebook…
Tall boy on the train? Sounds like Amsterdam…
Toledo area. Basically the same thing.
Sorry to hear that. I take it public transit is not an option?
And leaving early because you’re tired from a long day at the office…