The “stock photo would” comments remind me of the time in high school my buddy took a picture of his ass in women’s underwear and sent it around. The talk of the school the whole day was trying to figure out who this mystery hot chick was. Man, did they feel weird when it was revealed this “great ass” belonged to a 6’4 dude with a full beard.
Commenting here becuase I want this to be seen and since my only hobby is drinking, I’m reading this 13 hours late.
I really am a fan of your work. I read all of it and enjoy most of it. This right here… was your best. Consider writing real stuff more offen. Your prose is elevated here.
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The Wonders. GLARING omission.
That’s the kind of content HBO should be looking for.
The “stock photo would” comments remind me of the time in high school my buddy took a picture of his ass in women’s underwear and sent it around. The talk of the school the whole day was trying to figure out who this mystery hot chick was. Man, did they feel weird when it was revealed this “great ass” belonged to a 6’4 dude with a full beard.
That was some of my best work.
This is a genius question.
…and now I have a Christmas song stuck in my head.
To quote my alcoholic Jr. High basketball coach “If you’re on time, you’re late.”
Well played, Dillon.
Congrats on the haircut.
Forgive my ignorance, but what is the cup game?
I’m not entirely sure why I read a crop top article to it’s completion as I literally cannot relate to any of this, but here I am. Knowledge is power.
Eric has now exited the game. Roll credits.
Ship it.
Commenting here becuase I want this to be seen and since my only hobby is drinking, I’m reading this 13 hours late.
I really am a fan of your work. I read all of it and enjoy most of it. This right here… was your best. Consider writing real stuff more offen. Your prose is elevated here.
Dr. Pepper has 22 more flavors than Cheerwine….
You should have went to Hooters, Dave.
I only go to Hooters for the articles.
Retiring from being a bridesmaid after ten(!) weddings is like me “retiring” from a pizza after I ate the whole thing.
Brothers.
I feel personally attacked by that first season of The Wire comment.