When I get home from work I use my work laptop to watch Hulu so I appear “online” after hours. PGPM.

Saw my boss coming 100ft away but pretended like I didn’t see, and didn’t hold the door for her. PGPM.

Fuck you and your cc-ing habit. PGP.

Signing out of your LinkedIn profile so other people don’t see when you visit their profile. PGP.

Planning fictional vacations that I can’t afford