SkinsNotHawks

Member Since 02/11/2015

  • SkinsNotHawks 6 years ago on Pretentious, Overpriced Ice Cream Stores Are Tearing The Fabric Of America Apart

    I can see people agreeing with Duda here, so I know this will get downvoted. However, if you HONESTLY think that Kirkland ice cream, etc is “better” than Jeni’s, you are high AF, or an extremely stubborn poor. I’m from Columbus, so maybe it’s just better here, but it’s like $5 for two scoops of objectionably better ice cream than the $2 half gallons in the budget section of the freezer aisle.

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  • SkinsNotHawks 8 years ago on I Suffer From Office Survivor Guilt

    I worked in advertising for four years out of college. My hair started thinning at a quicker clip, I became increasingly pessimistic, and I also developed an on/off eye twitch. Dude, just get the fuck out. Agency life is bullshit and more often than not, it’s just not worth it. Also, fuck timesheets and everything about them.

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  • SkinsNotHawks 10 years ago on The Degenerate's Guide To Dipping In The Workplace

    Easy on the ‘Yankee’ comment, Tiger. I’m from the North, and if you played sports in High School or College, then you dipped, (or at least a moderate percentage of the team did).

    That being said, I prefer to use Vitamin Water XXX bottles as my office spitter. The wider mouth is pleasant and the color of the original beverage is dark and suspect as it is.

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