My younger brother knocked up his gf when he was eighteen. Now he’s 22 happily married and owns a welding company. Probably makes 250k a year. I know the feeling man
The reason girls (or anyone) does this instead of just a sending a “hey it’s not gonna work tonight” text is because she doesn’t have to feel bad this way. If she strings you along and doesn’t technically totally ditch you, she doesn’t have to feel bad about boning fuckface McGee at the end of the night, because, well, she tried.
I don’t know what happens to people after they turn 24 but it’s like somebody puts out a light. I wish people had enthusiasm for anything the way we did when we were in college. Seriously miss that shit.
When I see that forty year old man child Luke Bryan prance around on stage in a pair of skinny jeans singing about cracking a cold one down a dirt road it makes me want to stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.
Even the best relationships have to be at the right time. Meeting the love of your life is awesome, but, if your only 18 the chances of it lasting are slim.
Every time I read a column like this it makes me realize how short life really is and how much of it I waste at a job I hate.
My younger brother knocked up his gf when he was eighteen. Now he’s 22 happily married and owns a welding company. Probably makes 250k a year. I know the feeling man
Mama like
I guess the homeless don’t get too many burgers
Best burger topping combination is this: Colby jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, BBQ sauce, bacon, fried onion rings, jalapeños.
I’ve never even had LaCroix, does it live up to the hype?
Every one of these articles make me hate women
Anybody else got any more info on these “peak Instagram hours”?
I either don’t care about anything or scream and curse like a crazy person at the smallest inconvenience. There is no middle ground.
The reason girls (or anyone) does this instead of just a sending a “hey it’s not gonna work tonight” text is because she doesn’t have to feel bad this way. If she strings you along and doesn’t technically totally ditch you, she doesn’t have to feel bad about boning fuckface McGee at the end of the night, because, well, she tried.
This guy is my fucking hero
This sounds like every generic speech my high school football coach would give before games
All she did was try to make fun of him for being in sales. If that’s what it takes to be a comedian sign me up
Or you could just do like ya boi and just join the #SixPackSunday lifestyle. Guaranteed cure for the Scaries.
Amy Schumer is that super basic white girl that gets really drunk and tries to be funny at a party.
Stupid and happy it is
Is it better to be stupid and happy or smart and miserable
I don’t know what happens to people after they turn 24 but it’s like somebody puts out a light. I wish people had enthusiasm for anything the way we did when we were in college. Seriously miss that shit.
When I see that forty year old man child Luke Bryan prance around on stage in a pair of skinny jeans singing about cracking a cold one down a dirt road it makes me want to stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.
Even the best relationships have to be at the right time. Meeting the love of your life is awesome, but, if your only 18 the chances of it lasting are slim.