“Okay, now we can put the ornaments on the tree,” she said while standing up from her crouched position. “I have a whole aesthetic planned out, so don’t feel badly if I move your ornaments. I’d tell you not to help at all, but I want you to be in the Insta I post.”
Had to take a breather after I read this sentence. Literally was sweating I was so pissed off.
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Can Dillon ever take a picture without looking like he’s posing for the cover pic on his new mixtape.
Thought you where a guy till now… sup?
Use Bitchin on a daily basis. No regrets
I’ve dissed my boss harder to his face and kept my job than this guy did at retirement. Don’t act like this guy is some big badass.
We need stories
Top dropped just like your girls pants
As soon as I read the title I knew this article was written by Cheverere
If it was free beer for life I would honestly consider this.
“Okay, now we can put the ornaments on the tree,” she said while standing up from her crouched position. “I have a whole aesthetic planned out, so don’t feel badly if I move your ornaments. I’d tell you not to help at all, but I want you to be in the Insta I post.”
Had to take a breather after I read this sentence. Literally was sweating I was so pissed off.
Post it in the comments! Don’t let us down Jesus
Dan Bilzerian is a fucking fag
They’ll post this but not your article about scotch? PGP really dropping the ball on this one.
The hangover is too real right now. Be with me at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon
This guy gives a bad name to Christians everywhere. I promise we’re not all like this
Of course this guy is Asian.
If I have one, I’ll have fourteen.
What’s your opinion on Ron Swanson’s scotch, Lagavulin?
Every noticed how Salvation by Jesus Christ sounds like a cologne lolololol
Thanks brother
Badda bing badda boom