Did I say banged? I meant I gently guided the penis of another man into her, then subsequently sitting in the corner and praising her beautiful womanhood. #cucknation
A lot of people here came over from TFM/TSM, which is mostly upper middle class while people. If you don’t fit into this demographic you probably don’t find this website entertaining. We can still be kind to people, while catering to a certain audience.
My names Jim, want to play a prank?
Has anyone ever told you that you look like a red headed Pam
Did I say banged? I meant I gently guided the penis of another man into her, then subsequently sitting in the corner and praising her beautiful womanhood. #cucknation
Quinn, that Harry Potter reference was dope af. Also, you have given me wild confidence about my love making abilities
Damn man, warn a guy before you drop this much nostalgia on a Friday.
One time in high school I banged my jerk of a bosses daughter. Satisfaction is an understatement.
Marry me.
I can’t even imagine the chill that went through that guys spine when Ol’ Donny dropped that line.
The easiest thing is to do is just eschew sweets entirely, after a week you won’t miss it. Save those calories for booze son
I’m good thanks tho
I like to live vicariously through fictional characters on the internet.
This is the kind of thing I want to be reading on this site.
A lot of people here came over from TFM/TSM, which is mostly upper middle class while people. If you don’t fit into this demographic you probably don’t find this website entertaining. We can still be kind to people, while catering to a certain audience.
This is fucking gold
What was the comment?
Everyone should be able to be made fun of equally. That’s all I want. Good post Dave.
In an alternate universe SixPack slid into your DMs, I’ll test it to make sure we’re not all crazy.
Yep, i swear on my life it was spelled Berenstien when I was a kid. Seriously people, back me up on this.
You want to freak the fuck out? Look at the Berenstien bears theory. That was the scariest thing I’ve ever read.
Hey Crick, you should do more articles like Chronicles of the Night Shift.