Watching 60 Minutes. PGP.

Used my first PTO days on a three-day music festival. Used my first sick day that following Monday. PGP.

The traditional Monday morning removal of the croakies. PGP.

The switch from Market Pantry to Archer Farms on pay day. PGP.

Dropped my work iPhone on my personal iPhone. I now have two broken iPhones. PGP.

Having a jalapeño bagel and a large coffee for breakfast because fuck your cubemate. PGP.

I’m just here for the paycheck. PGP.

If eating a whole frozen pizza is wrong, I don’t want to be right. PGP.