I went to college to do this? PGP.

Coming back from a “dentist appointment” in a suit. PGP.

Drawing your boss’s name for Secret Santa. PGP.

Personal computer crashes…worst day ever. Work computer crashes…best day ever. PGP.

Email conversations with friends instead of texts. PGP.

“I think we get a discount if I check in on FourSquare.” PGP.

Do you want to split something on their registry? PGP.

“What are your plans for the 4th?” PGP.