My boss’s opening line in my preformance review was, “Do you even like this job?” Crap. PGP.

I just sat though a conference call at a house party. PGP.

Went on a job interview today. Discovered midway through it was a pyramid scheme. PGP.

Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.

My mom made me an Easter basket because I’m the only single one in the family. PGP.

Planning your new life around the job you just interviewed for only to not get the job. PGP.

Getting kicked off the family phone plan. PGP.

Had a dream I got fired but with an awesome severance package. PGP.