And when pirates attack me on the high seas I’m going to tell the captain not to worry I didn’t eat a snickers this morning because that makes as much sense as this article.
My GF asked to join my phone plan so we could save money. My anxiety is higher than when we moved in together. A lease is just a year, phone contracts with grandfathered unlimited data are forever…
This is why I can’t introduce girls to my Grandmother. The second question is always when is your birthday? The third question is what time of day because if the damn star charts don’t line up granny won’t even consider her…
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You should work on a ship. Sailors only have drunk stories. It’s how you get promoted just black out with the Captain look who the new Chief Mate is
And when pirates attack me on the high seas I’m going to tell the captain not to worry I didn’t eat a snickers this morning because that makes as much sense as this article.
Yeah well the Coasties aren’t testing today and we don’t leave for Brazil until to tomorrow
I should stop drinking during lunch
You think he’s 18?
Shooters shot
You forgot weed pipe…
My GF asked to join my phone plan so we could save money. My anxiety is higher than when we moved in together. A lease is just a year, phone contracts with grandfathered unlimited data are forever…
Have to go back to sea tomorrow. Sea Scaries > Sunday Scaries
Go ahead laugh, but I’m at Nordstrom Rack doing this shit right now
But has he ever lived down keeping Drama out of Swingers?
*Merch – Started drinking early today.
Grandex, please open bidding on Duda. You’d make way more than you do off that man outfitters mech
2nd best rookie QB? Say no to drugs Dave and while you’re at it invite Dan over to teach you about the new state of Wentzylvania
Grandex should hire her
This is why I can’t introduce girls to my Grandmother. The second question is always when is your birthday? The third question is what time of day because if the damn star charts don’t line up granny won’t even consider her…
I’d like to hope Brian is working at Apple
The man’s a menace!
TJs will go down in history as a classic
Better tamp her espresso before you give her the old pour over