Risky clicks. PGP.

Having an inferior credit card rewards program than your friends. PGP.

I can never look too happy because people will think I’m not working hard enough. PGP.

Slowly discovering all the spots you missed while shaving this morning. PGP.

Making the intern pick up lunch and stealing his prime parking spot in the process. PGPowerMove.

Your coworker catching you while mid-selfie on snapchat. PGP.

The motion-censored bathroom lights going out mid-poop. PGP.