Been here 6 weeks. Still don’t know what I’m suppose to be doing everyday. Pgp.

We all just got laid off.

“I don’t know, make the intern figure it out.”

Bought a steamer to save on dry cleaning. I’m way to lazy to use it. Pgp.

Been calling a new guy Steve for two weeks. He emailed me today that his name is Rick. PGP.

“Sorry I’m late, my kids are on Spring Break.”