I work every other Saturday and more than half of my team just got laid off, so I’m doing near triple amounts of work.. I know all about having your weekend turn to shit real quick. Writing this while on hold, which is the closest thing to a break I get all day
You could always bang one of his friends.. Not exactly taking the moral high road on this one but it would spice shit up and get your point across that you’re upset
My first thought when reading the headline was “c’mon don’t be something gross like an oatmeal stout..” aaand I’m disappointed. As an experienced degenerate, wheat beers like Hefeweizens go great with a stack of pancakes and bacon, stouts are too thick to power through in the morning.
I really like the term “2 chipotles an hour”.. I make that if we’re talking chicken, no guac, cup for water and stealing that bottle of Tabasco on the way out.
Jesus Christ, how hard is it to download tinder and/or lower your standards? this is the only “disability” that can be cured with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a craigslist ad
I just hit the 1-year mark with no case on my phone. So far, so good, but I know I’m playing with fire and eventually I’ll have the “basic bitch spiderwebbed” screen if I don’t get a case.
Big difference between people who came back to your hometown and the people who never left. Coming back is often dignified, staying is often accompanied by illegitimate children and manual labor jobs.
My girlfriend cares more about her fantasy football teams than I do, all girls definitely don’t hate em. Kept me up until 1am last night debating between Stefon Diggs and Marvin Jones
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That would ruin a lot more than a weekend..
I work every other Saturday and more than half of my team just got laid off, so I’m doing near triple amounts of work.. I know all about having your weekend turn to shit real quick. Writing this while on hold, which is the closest thing to a break I get all day
You could always bang one of his friends.. Not exactly taking the moral high road on this one but it would spice shit up and get your point across that you’re upset
To be worth 2.25 million, I need to earn 2.3 million. PGP.
Fuck I’d settle for just one that doesn’t disappear after paying a bill or two
My first thought when reading the headline was “c’mon don’t be something gross like an oatmeal stout..” aaand I’m disappointed. As an experienced degenerate, wheat beers like Hefeweizens go great with a stack of pancakes and bacon, stouts are too thick to power through in the morning.
I really like the term “2 chipotles an hour”.. I make that if we’re talking chicken, no guac, cup for water and stealing that bottle of Tabasco on the way out.
I know, I work in sales and have the attention span of a goldfish. I was referencing a southpark episode where jimmy tries to romance a prostitute
Wow, act interested before you try to close the deal. How insightful, I’ve never thought of it that way, tell me more!
Jesus Christ, how hard is it to download tinder and/or lower your standards? this is the only “disability” that can be cured with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a craigslist ad
I just hit the 1-year mark with no case on my phone. So far, so good, but I know I’m playing with fire and eventually I’ll have the “basic bitch spiderwebbed” screen if I don’t get a case.
At least you’ve got the corn museum! And uh.. All that… Other fun stuff…?
…the fuck is this?
If the NFL wants ratings, they need to stop fining players for being entertaining. Taunting and fighting are both fun to watch, let em play.
Big difference between people who came back to your hometown and the people who never left. Coming back is often dignified, staying is often accompanied by illegitimate children and manual labor jobs.
Isn’t this common sense? Like wear boots in the winter god damn.. I’ve known that shit since I was a little kid
I was just trying to be a smartass, so thanks for the actual advice I really do shank that bitch pretty frequently
Having candles is respectable, dropping 24 bucks on one to make your place smell like you just got a new iphone is not.
My girlfriend cares more about her fantasy football teams than I do, all girls definitely don’t hate em. Kept me up until 1am last night debating between Stefon Diggs and Marvin Jones
Hey I’ve got a wicked slice, other than keeping my head down what tips ya got for me?