Got an email about setting up a job interview, I don’t remember what position I applied for. PGP

Totaled my car and made an okcupid account in the same hour. PGP

Spending money I don’t have on things I don’t want. PGP

First to arrive at happy hour, last to arrive at the office. PGP

Hiding my credit card from myself for a month or two. PGP.

That awful feeling when lunch is over and you need to get back to work. PGP.

Break room toaster was thrown out for attracting ants. Now I have to microwave my Pop Tarts like some animal. PGP.

Brought my work laptop home intending to get caught up…never even took it out of my bag.