This guy sounds like the hipster king.. so against the mainstream that he lives in a hole in the ground, but still owns apple products. fucking douchebag
im in the extreme minority with my love of Deadwood.. i just watched the first two seasons last week and fell in love with it. the asian character is fuckin hilarious since the only words he knows are “Swearengen”, “San Francisco”, and “Cocksucker”
#5 – you have a hideous abomination next to you in your profile picture. idk why women think a picture of them with their fattest friend is a good idea on tinder, but i’m not about to press one whole button and slide my finger to the right to find out if its the 8 or the 2.5 standing next to her.
what Gary should have said was “I think you’re perfect just the way you are,” but it sounds like his english isn’t awesome, and he delivers pizza for a living so saying smart things probably isn’t his strong suit. I think there’s a compliment in what he said, but he kinda blew the delivery. poor, poor gary.
i refuse to de-friend my “gangsta” friend, because his posts are just hilarious. who else is gonna post “I can tell from yo statuses dat u one of dem type females dat will kiss n tell…. #IDONTNEEDMYBIZNATIONWIDE #IMCOO” (he did this before hashtags worked on facebook)
I was really hopin this would end with you two sharing a nice steak dinner and consoling her over a couple bottles of wine before you venture to pound-town, but i’m guessing you were too. Rough stuff, man. Better luck next time.
man i hate to be rude to someone who’s down in the dumps but, uh…. DUH?
We age every second. You can’t worry about that shit, just enjoy life. My dad (age 55) is the oldest living man on his side of the family that we can trace. at 23 I’m well past the 1/3 of my life mark, but i feel young as hell. these things are inevitable, and you gotta scrape the joy out of life.
its all about perspective. simultaneously you’re the oldest you’ve ever been, and the youngest you will ever be again. think about which side of that reasoning you want to employ, and which will help you lead a more fulfilling life.
D.P Dough calzones are kinda like the fat girl you hook up with when you’re too drunk to really taste anything. The fleeting bliss that comes with eating that greasy shit/going to poundtown when you’re hammered usually doesn’t outlast how long it takes to eat/bang. And both will be at your doorstep in under 10 minutes, which is key when you’re only gonna be conscious for 20 more minutes
what is it about 24 that just makes women go fucking nuts? last girl i dated is gonna be 25 in a few months and has started getting baby crazy. there’s a reason its called baby CRAZY. take life as it comes and don’t try to force it for some selfish bullshit, if you bust some kids out with some total chud, then your kids lives are gonna be shitty because you “needed to have kids at age 27.” why are the hot ones always so dumb?
here’s how my perfect day goes: wake up, find out that every employee, executive, and associate of TWC has been jettisoned into the sun, and every one of their buildings has been dismantled and melted into a giant middle-finger statue, then i go back to sleep happy as a pig in shit.
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This guy sounds like the hipster king.. so against the mainstream that he lives in a hole in the ground, but still owns apple products. fucking douchebag
im in the extreme minority with my love of Deadwood.. i just watched the first two seasons last week and fell in love with it. the asian character is fuckin hilarious since the only words he knows are “Swearengen”, “San Francisco”, and “Cocksucker”
#5 – you have a hideous abomination next to you in your profile picture. idk why women think a picture of them with their fattest friend is a good idea on tinder, but i’m not about to press one whole button and slide my finger to the right to find out if its the 8 or the 2.5 standing next to her.
an angry iranian? now there’s something you don’t see every day
what Gary should have said was “I think you’re perfect just the way you are,” but it sounds like his english isn’t awesome, and he delivers pizza for a living so saying smart things probably isn’t his strong suit. I think there’s a compliment in what he said, but he kinda blew the delivery. poor, poor gary.
i refuse to de-friend my “gangsta” friend, because his posts are just hilarious. who else is gonna post “I can tell from yo statuses dat u one of dem type females dat will kiss n tell…. #IDONTNEEDMYBIZNATIONWIDE #IMCOO” (he did this before hashtags worked on facebook)
I was really hopin this would end with you two sharing a nice steak dinner and consoling her over a couple bottles of wine before you venture to pound-town, but i’m guessing you were too. Rough stuff, man. Better luck next time.
man i hate to be rude to someone who’s down in the dumps but, uh…. DUH?
We age every second. You can’t worry about that shit, just enjoy life. My dad (age 55) is the oldest living man on his side of the family that we can trace. at 23 I’m well past the 1/3 of my life mark, but i feel young as hell. these things are inevitable, and you gotta scrape the joy out of life.
its all about perspective. simultaneously you’re the oldest you’ve ever been, and the youngest you will ever be again. think about which side of that reasoning you want to employ, and which will help you lead a more fulfilling life.
D.P Dough calzones are kinda like the fat girl you hook up with when you’re too drunk to really taste anything. The fleeting bliss that comes with eating that greasy shit/going to poundtown when you’re hammered usually doesn’t outlast how long it takes to eat/bang. And both will be at your doorstep in under 10 minutes, which is key when you’re only gonna be conscious for 20 more minutes
what is it about 24 that just makes women go fucking nuts? last girl i dated is gonna be 25 in a few months and has started getting baby crazy. there’s a reason its called baby CRAZY. take life as it comes and don’t try to force it for some selfish bullshit, if you bust some kids out with some total chud, then your kids lives are gonna be shitty because you “needed to have kids at age 27.” why are the hot ones always so dumb?
i’ve tried dating the hipster girl.. i can’t get past their affinity for PBR and the Black Keys and dressing so damn weird.
here’s how my perfect day goes: wake up, find out that every employee, executive, and associate of TWC has been jettisoned into the sun, and every one of their buildings has been dismantled and melted into a giant middle-finger statue, then i go back to sleep happy as a pig in shit.