Rewarding yourself for accomplishing something miniscule. PGP.

Feeling disgusted when you sit on a warm toilet seat at work. PGP.

Not being able to get that reservation at Dorsia. PGP.

Attempting to use a piece of paper as a napkin. PGP.

Being worried that you might overdose on coffee. PGP.

“Yeah, I heard they met online.” PGP.

Entering the wrong code at a vending machine. PGP.

Forgetting where you parked your car at the airport. PGP.

Watching Shark Week with no drinking involved. PGP.

Endorsing the office slacker for Social Media on LinkedIn. PGP.