Get to work. Get coffee. Start working. Forget about coffee. Remember coffee. It’s cold.

New guy who sits directly behind me sighs extremely loud and extremely often. PGP.

CFB watch parties for my alumni group are now held at Twin Peaks and my girlfriend will get angry if I go. PGP.

Taught my coworker how to make an Outlook appointment today; he makes way more than me. PGP.

Making mac and cheese for dinner for the thousandth time, but still needing to look at the box for directions. PGP.