Smithers513 and I are the exact same person. I have a neighbor who (in my paranoid mind) is maliciously mowing over the lot line to steal some of my land. Would love to hear your thoughts on how to address this. My wife thinks I am absolutely insane for letting it bother me this much.
A typo or 2 in there but you get what I’m saying. I’ve been working 12-14 hour days this week so please excuse. Hopefully my work emails are worded just as poorly
I’m in the same situation because my dad’s company pays for all of our phones so why change that, right? A majority of my calls are about how millions of Americans over the age of 65 fall while they are alone next year. Could never figure out why the fuck they think I’m 65 but this makes so much more sense now
Had similar anxiety 1 month into a job. My coworker and I (both in our early twenties at the time) went to Vancouver and Calgary for a work trip and boozed a lot. Any transaction under $75 didn’t require an itemized receipt so we spent about $70ish dollars at bars each night. We didn’t take into account the currency difference which made all of our transactions over $75 USD. One week after the trip, my boss emails me saying to call her right away about my expense report. I actually don’t remember what her question was but she didn’t bring up the fact that I spent a ridiculous amount of company money on alcohol. Thought for sure I was getting fired.
Had a first year associate decide that he was quitting over the weekend and had his mom come to the office to drop off his laptop and blackberry (this was several years ago) because he was a coward. I bet he still lives at home.
Another crop of stories of girls who got drunk and hooked up with random guys.
At least tell us how to make yourself feel better you decided to lie and say this random guy was actually a celebrity and this celebrity used his celebrity status to make you do things you didn’t want to do and now his career and reputation are ruined.
We live in a time where eating ass has been glorified but a girl won’t give a guy some sloppy toppy because his piece smells a little??! I am outraged.
I should have said “pay off her credit card and that’s it. No additional savings for future down payment on a house, cushion for unemployment, additional retirement investments outside of her company’s 401k”
I am 30 years old and would love to hear what this girl defines as “financially stable” for someone in their late 20s. My sister is 25 and I think her definition of financially stable is being able to pay off her credit card each month.
Had a buddy in college that pulled HOT girls but had a friend that was a girl who was a 5 (at best) that he ended up dating and marrying after college. Still can’t figure it out but happy if he’s happy. Also can’t figure out how the girl was cool with being friend zoned for 4 years while he got with girls way more attractive than her.
Smithers513 and I are the exact same person. I have a neighbor who (in my paranoid mind) is maliciously mowing over the lot line to steal some of my land. Would love to hear your thoughts on how to address this. My wife thinks I am absolutely insane for letting it bother me this much.
If I referred to someone as my “work wife,” I would be dead
Boston Max told us earlier this week that if you summer in The City then you are scum
But somehow writing shitty “articles” for this website makes you above them. LOL. Let them live if it makes them happy.
A typo or 2 in there but you get what I’m saying. I’ve been working 12-14 hour days this week so please excuse. Hopefully my work emails are worded just as poorly
I’m in the same situation because my dad’s company pays for all of our phones so why change that, right? A majority of my calls are about how millions of Americans over the age of 65 fall while they are alone next year. Could never figure out why the fuck they think I’m 65 but this makes so much more sense now
This douche’s explanation ensures I’ll never give a donation
The guy who says he has a good job and then ended his weekend with only $23 in his bank account is the epitome of a younger millennial.
Had similar anxiety 1 month into a job. My coworker and I (both in our early twenties at the time) went to Vancouver and Calgary for a work trip and boozed a lot. Any transaction under $75 didn’t require an itemized receipt so we spent about $70ish dollars at bars each night. We didn’t take into account the currency difference which made all of our transactions over $75 USD. One week after the trip, my boss emails me saying to call her right away about my expense report. I actually don’t remember what her question was but she didn’t bring up the fact that I spent a ridiculous amount of company money on alcohol. Thought for sure I was getting fired.
“Remember when Zach almost ran over the cart girl on 14?”
*everyone laughs*
“Dude, you weren’t there.”
What kind of serial killer goes to the 19th hole with the boys but didn’t actually play a round of golf with them?
Had a first year associate decide that he was quitting over the weekend and had his mom come to the office to drop off his laptop and blackberry (this was several years ago) because he was a coward. I bet he still lives at home.
Dude that messed up at work and is about to be outed is probably the best scary submission this week. Look luck, man.
Another crop of stories of girls who got drunk and hooked up with random guys.
At least tell us how to make yourself feel better you decided to lie and say this random guy was actually a celebrity and this celebrity used his celebrity status to make you do things you didn’t want to do and now his career and reputation are ruined.
100% agree. No man should drink white wine. Obviously other people disagree by the downvotes but white wine is seriously exclusively for women.
We live in a time where eating ass has been glorified but a girl won’t give a guy some sloppy toppy because his piece smells a little??! I am outraged.
I should have said “pay off her credit card and that’s it. No additional savings for future down payment on a house, cushion for unemployment, additional retirement investments outside of her company’s 401k”
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If you masturbate and still feel like texting her, she’s the one.
I am 30 years old and would love to hear what this girl defines as “financially stable” for someone in their late 20s. My sister is 25 and I think her definition of financially stable is being able to pay off her credit card each month.
Had a buddy in college that pulled HOT girls but had a friend that was a girl who was a 5 (at best) that he ended up dating and marrying after college. Still can’t figure it out but happy if he’s happy. Also can’t figure out how the girl was cool with being friend zoned for 4 years while he got with girls way more attractive than her.