“It’s fine Katie, just because we’re not on a honeymoon doesn’t mean we can’t stay there, I’m NOT staying in that Motel 6. So like just venmo me bitches?”
Low key tonight. Been raining like a bitch all day so the moral isn’t high out. Old roommate is in town tomorrow so no concrete plans, but you know your boy will be faded. Sunday is the usual. Run and relax. Cheers everyone.
I feel like this is very on brand for you Will, and over all a great take. Nothing says I’ve made it more, than big timing your friends by having them over for a home cooked dinner and over priced wine.
We all know Todd will be getting yelled at for opening the wine she specifically had picked out for that second course that she ordered from Blue Apron with her dads AmEx.
Well Dillion, since you asked so nicely and I saw this a day late, I’ll still inform you. Currently on the way with one of my roommates in a college to Dogfish Head brewery in Milton, DE for an event their hosting. The weather is great so I’m all horned up to drink outside and see the sights. Tomorrow they have a brunch event so of course I’ll be posted up there before the ride home. Who was your lady friend you brought yesterday? We all want to know.
Will I must say, aside from being he foremost on basic bitches, you do know your weddings. After I’ve been pouring free beers and champagne down my throats thanks to the poor father of the bride who took out a second mortgage to afford the open bar; there is nothing I look more forward to than hitting the local bar scene dressed like Clooney at the Oscars.
A house party is almost the right way to go for any thing, not just holidays.
Dillon* obviously autocorrect didn’t catch that and 100 Modelo’s didn’t help.
Damn it W. Fritz deFries. I can’t parlay back into the office with this shit hanging on like this.
*Different color golf polos, each with The Masters logo on them.
Double Ultras. This is not yet sponsored by Mich Ultra.
“It’s fine Katie, just because we’re not on a honeymoon doesn’t mean we can’t stay there, I’m NOT staying in that Motel 6. So like just venmo me bitches?”
Will’s total page views are about to skyrocket this week and I couldn’t support it more than I do.
It’s all fun and games until the only thing they can book is a shitty motel.
I couldn’t have asked for a better thing on a Monday other than this.
#chillsitch
If this guy doesn’t get a free “DCO” hat I question the direction of ManOutfitters.
What Todd really meant was “I’ll be spending most of my days at work and most of my nights at Claire’s..I’ll call John for good measure.”
Obviously Big Duda guy.
Forget the Mile High Club. People want to “Get Saxed” at 32,000ft.
Will Dillion be withdrawing from The Masters as well?
Low key tonight. Been raining like a bitch all day so the moral isn’t high out. Old roommate is in town tomorrow so no concrete plans, but you know your boy will be faded. Sunday is the usual. Run and relax. Cheers everyone.
I hope she works one more day. But has Claire as a customer and Claire buys the EXACT thing Girl wanted to get with her discount.
I feel like this is very on brand for you Will, and over all a great take. Nothing says I’ve made it more, than big timing your friends by having them over for a home cooked dinner and over priced wine.
We all know Todd will be getting yelled at for opening the wine she specifically had picked out for that second course that she ordered from Blue Apron with her dads AmEx.
Well Dillion, since you asked so nicely and I saw this a day late, I’ll still inform you. Currently on the way with one of my roommates in a college to Dogfish Head brewery in Milton, DE for an event their hosting. The weather is great so I’m all horned up to drink outside and see the sights. Tomorrow they have a brunch event so of course I’ll be posted up there before the ride home. Who was your lady friend you brought yesterday? We all want to know.
Will I must say, aside from being he foremost on basic bitches, you do know your weddings. After I’ve been pouring free beers and champagne down my throats thanks to the poor father of the bride who took out a second mortgage to afford the open bar; there is nothing I look more forward to than hitting the local bar scene dressed like Clooney at the Oscars.
Ol’ Gene never met a bachelor party he didn’t love.