This and Will’s column are totally making me feel better about how much of a degenerate human I was the last two weekends. I’m glad we’re all in this together.
As someone who has been known to take a Uber nap waking up somewhere other than my house is my biggest fear. Not that it stops me. The hospital seems extreme though.
Fuck John. He’s as bad as Karen from HR who gives you that shit eating grin Friday morning with the “Late night last question?” Knowing damn well you had company softball last night and parlayed into getting hammered.
I agree. That first one made me need the rest of the article to be everyone’s #chillsitch of a panic room. My heart rate is skyrocketing after reading that.
nothing could be more on brand for you Will. I picture a disheveled looking sock dressed in OV Sunday Shorts and a long sleeve scaries T, sipping $7 charcoal lemonades; surrounded by people who I would assume look like they just left the Kentucky Derby.
If they really wanted to flex on everyone they would have had a cigar rolling station because everyone knows, “that’s one of the more boujeeier things you can have at your wedding.”
I’m glad you asked Dillon. Just arrived at Deep Creek Lake in Western Maryland, for a little fishing trip with my dad and brother. Should be a good weekend of stories, beers and good times on the stream.
Will, I can’t tell if you made this up or if you’re pulling the curtain back on how your trip with your girlfriend to Michigan went.
Of course W. Fritz deFries would be in attendance. Not going would be so passé.
This and Will’s column are totally making me feel better about how much of a degenerate human I was the last two weekends. I’m glad we’re all in this together.
Will subliminally slipping in how 10% off is a huge steal. I respect the TB carry over.
With that said, why didn’t Todd remind her to use promo code SOCK at check out?
You could have just wrote an article titled “I went to the mall” and that enough would be enough to spike my heart rate.
As someone who has been known to take a Uber nap waking up somewhere other than my house is my biggest fear. Not that it stops me. The hospital seems extreme though.
How all things OV didn’t make it in this post is shocking.
Damn..I should have read further down before commenting.
Todd obviously should have come back with High Life. After all, it is the champagne of beers.
Rumor is that Dillon Cheverere went there once, not sure if he ever told anyone that though…
Fuck John. He’s as bad as Karen from HR who gives you that shit eating grin Friday morning with the “Late night last question?” Knowing damn well you had company softball last night and parlayed into getting hammered.
And yes, it’s exactly how you think.
I have lived this.
Who’d you run for?
I agree. That first one made me need the rest of the article to be everyone’s #chillsitch of a panic room. My heart rate is skyrocketing after reading that.
Rules don’t apply when you have a fleet of Range Rovers and a fly over.
nothing could be more on brand for you Will. I picture a disheveled looking sock dressed in OV Sunday Shorts and a long sleeve scaries T, sipping $7 charcoal lemonades; surrounded by people who I would assume look like they just left the Kentucky Derby.
If they really wanted to flex on everyone they would have had a cigar rolling station because everyone knows, “that’s one of the more boujeeier things you can have at your wedding.”
That dude working the grill obviously drinks cold brew.
Everyone knows the grill master is a fucking closer.
I’m glad you asked Dillon. Just arrived at Deep Creek Lake in Western Maryland, for a little fishing trip with my dad and brother. Should be a good weekend of stories, beers and good times on the stream.