My company Christmas party is this evening and we’re currently undergoing a merger. A ton of people are already resigned to the fact that they’re gonna get canned. I’m looking forward to shit popping off tonight.
I never experienced the greatness that is free popcorn at a bar until I went to Wisconsin and Chicago this past year. That trend really needs to make it’s way down to Texas.
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There are a whole lot more Kansas City’s than there are New York’s.
Five girls. Ha.
Time is a flat circle. Everything we’ve ever done or will do, we’re gonna do over and over and over again.
If stuff like that gets her so bent out of shape, she’d shit herself if she came to Texas.
My company Christmas party is this evening and we’re currently undergoing a merger. A ton of people are already resigned to the fact that they’re gonna get canned. I’m looking forward to shit popping off tonight.
No, you finish that damn thought. Can’t just trail off after a statement like that.
Yeah, a little overzealous with the title.
Christmas bonus. Hah.
The same people do the same thing with bands they “discovered” in college.
I’m pretty much a strictly Miller Lite guy, but when I went up to Wisconsin last year I drank a solid amount of Spotted Cow. Really good stuff.
I once sold a 1/4-drank Miller Lite to some hammered guy for $7 after last call.
Looking back on it now, he was definitely an alcoholic.
That last paragraph is gonna put you in consideration for a Pulitzer. Nice work.
“I don’t want your life.”
– Johnathan ‘Mox’ Moxon
Our party is coming up Thursday night, with an open bar from 7-11:30. Already declined to take PTO on Friday. Starting to think I may regret that.
I hear ya. My parents are pretty young but I didn’t figure that many people in our generation have parents that were born in the 1940s/early 50s.
Wouldn’t baby boomers be more likely to be our grandparents? Not sure how broad they’re considering that generation to be age-wise.
Her name makes her sound like the main character in a children’s book series.
I’m sure they want their health insurance to cover this too.
We’re not overpaying for the chicken fingers. We’re overpaying for the sauce, and some would say it’s absolutely worth it.
I never experienced the greatness that is free popcorn at a bar until I went to Wisconsin and Chicago this past year. That trend really needs to make it’s way down to Texas.