Had a similar Tuesday night a little while ago, haven’t been able to touch Chardonnay since. I too am learning, Miami will destroy your body, soul, and bank account. It’s whatever though.
As someone living in Florida for the fourth time in my life, I have come to the conclusion that Publix, and their subs, are fine, but wildly overrated.
Taking the boat down to the Keys for some spearfishing. Should be fun if weather cooperates, although it’s been hit or miss here in Miami lately. Whatever. Come hell or high water, I won’t be denied my fun.
Lived next to one in college, and been eating there since middle school. Sure, there are better burgers, but dollar for dollar, it can’t be beat. Double burger with a side of a corn dog AND nugz and a Cheerwine for a wrinkley fiver? I don’t know how they do it, they simply can’t be beat. You can’t get back to the parking lot of Whataburger/Shake Shack/Five Guys/In n Out for less than $10.
This gave me an extremely vivid flashback to the time young ENS Munson managed to expel an identical concoction on the bar at Hopjack’s on Palafox St, although he was miraculously never caught. Well done.
“Lack of restaurant choices,” “Baby diapers and cats.” Just moved from Augusta, and this is spot on for the other 51 weeks of the year. Can’t say I miss it. Many locals will make their nut renting their house out for Masters week to cover the mortgage for the rest of the year. I believe the town has the same philosophy. That said, Augusta National is truly the tits.
This tour, I’m not on a real military base, which is actually pretty sweet. But no O-club which sucks. On a side note, the general deterioration of O-clubs across the military is a damn shame.
Serious question: Mich Ultra on lunch break, is that a common thing? I’ve always fantasized about it but since I’m in the silly Navy Working Uniform at work, consumption of the alcohol is forbidden.
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Nice, I’m down in Miami proper. You’ll like it in south Florida, at least I do. Get at me if you wanna go dive or some shit.
Wya, bruh? – Navy guy stationed in Miami.
Definitely. If you like the movie, it has the same feel, and it’s a pretty quick read. Try it by the pool with a pack of Camels.
Just read Thank You for Smoking, it’s also Nick Naylor’s drink of choice.
Precisely. When I use it, I go with “lol,” always in lower caps, autocorrect be damned, just to really rub it in.
Had a similar Tuesday night a little while ago, haven’t been able to touch Chardonnay since. I too am learning, Miami will destroy your body, soul, and bank account. It’s whatever though.
As someone living in Florida for the fourth time in my life, I have come to the conclusion that Publix, and their subs, are fine, but wildly overrated.
“Well, The Shawshank Redemption is on, so there goes the rest of my day.”
Taking the boat down to the Keys for some spearfishing. Should be fun if weather cooperates, although it’s been hit or miss here in Miami lately. Whatever. Come hell or high water, I won’t be denied my fun.
Order a tray and just throw away the side you don’t want. It’s the Cook Out power move.
Lived next to one in college, and been eating there since middle school. Sure, there are better burgers, but dollar for dollar, it can’t be beat. Double burger with a side of a corn dog AND nugz and a Cheerwine for a wrinkley fiver? I don’t know how they do it, they simply can’t be beat. You can’t get back to the parking lot of Whataburger/Shake Shack/Five Guys/In n Out for less than $10.
Tickle monster? Isn’t that what ole Jerry Sandusky called himself?
This gave me an extremely vivid flashback to the time young ENS Munson managed to expel an identical concoction on the bar at Hopjack’s on Palafox St, although he was miraculously never caught. Well done.
Called a “knife hand” in certain circles, and you’d better be careful where you point those things.
Beats me, hoss… I just moved here.
Miami:
1) Anywhere
“Lack of restaurant choices,” “Baby diapers and cats.” Just moved from Augusta, and this is spot on for the other 51 weeks of the year. Can’t say I miss it. Many locals will make their nut renting their house out for Masters week to cover the mortgage for the rest of the year. I believe the town has the same philosophy. That said, Augusta National is truly the tits.
This tour, I’m not on a real military base, which is actually pretty sweet. But no O-club which sucks. On a side note, the general deterioration of O-clubs across the military is a damn shame.
Serious question: Mich Ultra on lunch break, is that a common thing? I’ve always fantasized about it but since I’m in the silly Navy Working Uniform at work, consumption of the alcohol is forbidden.
It’s a chilly 65 down here in Miami. Had to go for a hot cafe con leche to warm me up in lieu of the cold brew this morning.