My manager has started using emojis in her emails. PGP.

My office has started playing Christmas music. PGP.

My manager’s email signature is a Marilyn Monroe quote. PGP.

I’m seeing how long I can go without shaving before management says something because I can’t afford new razor blades until payday. PGP

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

When my boss is out of the office, I use his private bathroom and flip his toilet paper the wrong way around. PGPM.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

My middle-aged coworker just ask me if I knew where to buy weed. PGP.

I test my desk at least once a day to see if I could actually flip it when I eventually rage quit this job. PGP.

My company put me in charge of ordering new business cards for everyone. Say hello to your new Executive Vice President of Marketing Coordination. PGPM.