Scott Farman

My mustache tastes like scotch.

Member Since 02/21/2014

Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm feeling refreshed and ready for the day. Decided to “shut my eyes for a second” and I woke up to my alarm blaring, feeling like I had pulled an all nighter.

Post Grad Problems

A Definitive Ranking Of The Best Weeknights To Drink

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My Worst Experiences Mixing Alcohol With Social Media

I’m Too Old For Music Festivals

The length of my hangover has officially exceeded the length of my weekend. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I just found out the girl I’ve been hooking up with has a kid. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I eat at the same five places every week. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

Post Grad Problems

The Dos And Don’ts Of Ending Your Office Romance