Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm feeling refreshed and ready for the day. Decided to “shut my eyes for a second” and I woke up to my alarm blaring, feeling like I had pulled an all nighter.
At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.
The length of my hangover has officially exceeded the length of my weekend. PGP.
I just found out the girl I’ve been hooking up with has a kid. PGP.
I eat at the same five places every week. PGP.
I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.