Sounds like a cruel punishment your mom is placing on you. Were you a shitty child or something growing up and she’s taking it out on you as an adult???
1. Take this opportunity to shit like a king. Doesn’t matter when or where, if you’ve gotta drop a douce – just do it!
2. The dude is flying you to another country and you agreed. You clearly want to indulge in a quick romp in the sack in a foreign country.
3. No, the fact that you agreed to fly overseas tells us that you may be a bit crazy but congrats on the sex anyways, crazy chicks do it better anyways.
4. Our work days are pretty boring so even if it means potentially getting murdered, you’re gonna need to take one for the team so we can read about it later on….
Allowing the album “Ruff Ryders’ Anthem” to influence me into the man I am today. PGP. Also the reaction of my 62 year old co-worker walking by my office while I’m listening to this was well worth it.
I’ll be your glue guy, Madoff. I swear excessively, I drink heavily, and I will always berate you in public out of love. You may not always like it, but you will be a better person for knowing me… I think…
Did my undergrad there. Apart from Ole Miss and Miss. State, the rest of the female population consists of very large women with separation anxiety from their parents where they want to live next door to them and never leave the state. Fuck that.
This response needs to have someone hit her up with a “Sup?”. Unfortunately, Ruxin has met the future Mrs. Ruxin and can’t grace this with such a response.
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Damn it if we all don’t know a Brenda that we hate.
Username checks out.
But what if you don’t touch it and just do the pullover the briefs approach? Asking for a friend…
Having an MBA and still having a shitty-job, PGP
Sounds like a cruel punishment your mom is placing on you. Were you a shitty child or something growing up and she’s taking it out on you as an adult???
1. Take this opportunity to shit like a king. Doesn’t matter when or where, if you’ve gotta drop a douce – just do it!
2. The dude is flying you to another country and you agreed. You clearly want to indulge in a quick romp in the sack in a foreign country.
3. No, the fact that you agreed to fly overseas tells us that you may be a bit crazy but congrats on the sex anyways, crazy chicks do it better anyways.
4. Our work days are pretty boring so even if it means potentially getting murdered, you’re gonna need to take one for the team so we can read about it later on….
Congrats on the sex from all of us.
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Champ locking down a steady relationship. Never thought I’d see the day.
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Hit me up on facebook or instagram – nathanmaynard, first round of beers is on me.
You and ATLGuy must be friends.
Allowing the album “Ruff Ryders’ Anthem” to influence me into the man I am today. PGP. Also the reaction of my 62 year old co-worker walking by my office while I’m listening to this was well worth it.
If you’re ever in Nashville, you can find me at a bar drinking.
I’ll be your glue guy, Madoff. I swear excessively, I drink heavily, and I will always berate you in public out of love. You may not always like it, but you will be a better person for knowing me… I think…
Humble-brag on banging broads with serious commitment issues – respect.
Congrats on the future sex with the captain
Did my undergrad there. Apart from Ole Miss and Miss. State, the rest of the female population consists of very large women with separation anxiety from their parents where they want to live next door to them and never leave the state. Fuck that.
This response needs to have someone hit her up with a “Sup?”. Unfortunately, Ruxin has met the future Mrs. Ruxin and can’t grace this with such a response.
Very honorable to step up to the plate and accept an ass-tat like a man. Respect.
Still would get shit-faced with the guy in a heartbeat.