You grab the doctor by the balls and tell him to cut the whole damn thing off. Then you train for years with the ferocity of a cheetah and run a full marathon. You meet your future wife on mile 17 and have 3 kids. One of them turns to drugs at an early age, but your always the most proud of him because he reminds you of the boy you once were. You start popping Viagra like its candy only to have a massive heart attack at age 62 with a body full of scotch and Viagra. You overcome that heart-attack, divorce your wife, and move to Cuba and begin a small cartel that begins taking over the country. You eventually become the dictator you always dreamed of before your drug addicted son murders you in your sleep and takes over reign. Good luck on the surgery.
This gave me the shits just reading about it. Will definitely try because I’m a degenerate who loves drunken benders and smashing on terrible food when I’m hammered.
Power-move – bring a girl back to the AirBnB and bang her on his bed. It shows initiative, courage, and the ability to close. You’ll thank me on the promotion later.
I’m not sure how effective this will be given how much I drink. What will start out as Warrior 3 will end up on me sitting in a chair and turning the tv on while drinking more and more beer.
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You grab the doctor by the balls and tell him to cut the whole damn thing off. Then you train for years with the ferocity of a cheetah and run a full marathon. You meet your future wife on mile 17 and have 3 kids. One of them turns to drugs at an early age, but your always the most proud of him because he reminds you of the boy you once were. You start popping Viagra like its candy only to have a massive heart attack at age 62 with a body full of scotch and Viagra. You overcome that heart-attack, divorce your wife, and move to Cuba and begin a small cartel that begins taking over the country. You eventually become the dictator you always dreamed of before your drug addicted son murders you in your sleep and takes over reign. Good luck on the surgery.
White chocolate chip macadamia cookies and a bottle of white wine.
Cooking for the future Mrs. Ruxin tonight, here’s to hoping that deals get closed tonight for all of us.
This gave me the shits just reading about it. Will definitely try because I’m a degenerate who loves drunken benders and smashing on terrible food when I’m hammered.
That’s fine and all, but what do you shoot?
With as productive week as you’ve had, you better be slinging dick like Magic Johnson in the late 80’s in joyful celebration while you are in Phoenix.
Congrats on the sex and future job with Grandex.
Hell, I’d wipe his ass too if that’s all it took to be his assistant and make that much a year. PGP?
Probably should have waited to write this until after the game. Damn Falcons…
Power-move – bring a girl back to the AirBnB and bang her on his bed. It shows initiative, courage, and the ability to close. You’ll thank me on the promotion later.
Damnit I missed you Duda. Just tossed you a follow, let the shit show begin!
“Brief peck on the lips” – is that what kids are calling sex now-a-days? Damn I’m getting old.
You done pissed off our women, Chavez. Now apologize so we can restore the good vibes on this lovely Friday morning.
Congrats on all the filthy broads you will be taking home soon.
I play golf with the local judge there. I’ll handle this.
You know who didn’t have a pack of 200 condoms? Duda… RIP
Congrats on the cheese plate though.
Here’s to hoping Todd was coming home from a quick romp in the sack with Claire.
I’m not sure how effective this will be given how much I drink. What will start out as Warrior 3 will end up on me sitting in a chair and turning the tv on while drinking more and more beer.
Bro, chill.