After my OSU Cowboys getting bent over – I may have gone into a drinking binge that I’m still hungover from – damn my old body that can’t handle the physical abuse I put it through because of grieving. PGP
Shit man – I’m an OSU fan and have been grieving since the refs fucked us over, and I come here to take my mind of the loss and it’s the first thing I see. Well played 2NOTBrokeGirls, well played.
Another reason to justify my drinking habits when I head home and get interrogated as to why I’m not married yet and in general – why am I still a degenerate fuck up who drinks too much and sleep’s with solid 6’s on an irregular basis.
Only one way to test this theory – we need live results from a degenerate to get shit-faced each night of the week and discuss there thoughts on the subject while hungover. I’ll humbly take on this responsibility if needed.
My strategy – find the hottest cashier and go to her line, then fail to hit on her and walk away feeling shame and disappointment as I question why I couldn’t hit on the cashier, and why in the hell I even bought these damn vegetables knowing I won’t eat them.
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You’re like Andre – everyone destroys you on here and hates you, but you somehow still stick around hoping for acceptance.
Fantasy football is the only thing that brings any meaning into my cynical world.
Never thought Champ Kind was the kind to settle down. Get out there and meet yourself a nice broad with low self-esteem and WHAMMY!!!
“Two forms of birth control” – Sup?
Fuck off ATL, no one agrees with you on a single damn thing.
The Gorilla, The Myth, The Legend. RIP
Can confirm – getting to call my shit-sipping friend’s son C.B. is one of the few shining moments in my otherwise pathetic day.
After my OSU Cowboys getting bent over – I may have gone into a drinking binge that I’m still hungover from – damn my old body that can’t handle the physical abuse I put it through because of grieving. PGP
Shit man – I’m an OSU fan and have been grieving since the refs fucked us over, and I come here to take my mind of the loss and it’s the first thing I see. Well played 2NOTBrokeGirls, well played.
That’s a 15 hour flight. Why the hell would you do that to yourself?
Modern day poetry – simply beautiful and brings a tear to the eye
After reading your appropriate comment to this jackass – “Sup?”
Another reason to justify my drinking habits when I head home and get interrogated as to why I’m not married yet and in general – why am I still a degenerate fuck up who drinks too much and sleep’s with solid 6’s on an irregular basis.
Damn I hate my job.
Bet ATLguy works for this company.
You sick son of a bitch. I will find you – and when I do, I will take a Nike Big Bertha driver and tee-off right into your testicles.
First thing I thought of when I saw that our beloved Madoff post was how much I want to tell ATLguy to go fuck himself. Damn I hate that guy.
Only one way to test this theory – we need live results from a degenerate to get shit-faced each night of the week and discuss there thoughts on the subject while hungover. I’ll humbly take on this responsibility if needed.
My strategy – find the hottest cashier and go to her line, then fail to hit on her and walk away feeling shame and disappointment as I question why I couldn’t hit on the cashier, and why in the hell I even bought these damn vegetables knowing I won’t eat them.
This comment made my balls itch.