A person’s college debt playing a significant factor in whether or not you continue seeing them. PGP.

“One-upping” is now about who had the most shit to deal with at work that week. PGP.

Going full Rust Cohle trying to track down whoever stole my snack from the office fridge

Being forced to organize the March Madness Office Pool because you are the youngest. #PGP

Praying there’s a hot secretary when you drop something off at another company’s office. PGP.