Maybe, but now he has zero interest in Claire. We’re fucked if Girl breaks up with Todd. Imagine that nightmare scenario.
Todd: Guess who your boy just got a text about.
John: I’m not guessing.
Todd: Claire.
John: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
*pause*
John: Hahahahahaahahahaahahaahahahahaaaaa
Todd: Dude, I can’t escape this girl.
John: Is she still texting you?
Todd: Not in a while, but I just got the text, “So who’s this Claire girl you’re friends with?”
What’s up with the layout on some of these posts? I have to go to full screen on my desktop to see the left 1/4 of the page.
Also, no deadly animal this morning or is that the Friday thing?
“Hey guys, give us a bunch of podcast ideas but for the second week in a row we’ll completely ignore the fact we had people submit a bunch of free content via the open thread column.” – PGP Admin.
1. Titos and soda with a lime.
2. Concur with all the “hot take” ideas.
3. How does it make you guys feel when you get recognized in public? Btw – see you in Austin this weekend.
I had my doubts and did a bit of bitching re: the new logo, color scheme, and layout, but this reverse in course to make PGP a positive place is probably the best decision Madison, et al could have made for this site and their brand. It feels so much more empowering now as opposed to the “let’s just all share some self-deprecating humor and comments” of yesteryear.
My wife goes and loves it. The location by our house is all stay-at-home moms and middle-aged men because ‘burb life so it might be different for you, but she said the instructors push you when you need it but it’s not like cross fit at all – nobody’s puking in the corner halfway through the class, they just take a breather if they need it and then go on to the next station.
But the way this is worded it’s more easily read that it was a tough decision between Tagalongs and Thin Mints, not Tagalongs and Samoas, thereby making your argument much less convincing. However, Tagalongs are the clear number one since a lot of us don’t care for coconut and therefore don’t eat Samoas.
I like that plan. Toss on a trench coat, bury your hands deep in the front pockets, and if anyone questions why you’re there alone, just look them dead in the eye and say, “Emma Stone” while simultaneously winking.
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Add some vinegar to that water so the egg stays together!!
Didn’t mean to trivialize the content of today’s TB with this comment – put this down before I listed. Best of luck, Dorn.
Or his own murder. Tough to tell at this point.
Maybe, but now he has zero interest in Claire. We’re fucked if Girl breaks up with Todd. Imagine that nightmare scenario.
Todd: Guess who your boy just got a text about.
John: I’m not guessing.
Todd: Claire.
John: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
*pause*
John: Hahahahahaahahahaahahaahahahahaaaaa
Todd: Dude, I can’t escape this girl.
John: Is she still texting you?
Todd: Not in a while, but I just got the text, “So who’s this Claire girl you’re friends with?”
What’s up with the layout on some of these posts? I have to go to full screen on my desktop to see the left 1/4 of the page.
Also, no deadly animal this morning or is that the Friday thing?
“Hey guys, give us a bunch of podcast ideas but for the second week in a row we’ll completely ignore the fact we had people submit a bunch of free content via the open thread column.” – PGP Admin.
1. Titos and soda with a lime.
2. Concur with all the “hot take” ideas.
3. How does it make you guys feel when you get recognized in public? Btw – see you in Austin this weekend.
I had my doubts and did a bit of bitching re: the new logo, color scheme, and layout, but this reverse in course to make PGP a positive place is probably the best decision Madison, et al could have made for this site and their brand. It feels so much more empowering now as opposed to the “let’s just all share some self-deprecating humor and comments” of yesteryear.
That’s what goes on the benny. You left off fried and omelet though.
Next time you create a novelty account, pick a character with more than one catch phrase.
This past week might be the greatest run in all Grandex history. Keep up the good work, boys!!
My wife goes and loves it. The location by our house is all stay-at-home moms and middle-aged men because ‘burb life so it might be different for you, but she said the instructors push you when you need it but it’s not like cross fit at all – nobody’s puking in the corner halfway through the class, they just take a breather if they need it and then go on to the next station.
I think it was Daniel Tosh who did a bit on this. You basically followed his advice to a T.
One word: Carbonara. Forget the Alfredo.
The Mt Fuji Flame. Classic.
If Wes Mantooth doesn’t love Hibachi, nobody loves Hibachi.
It was at the 2:20 mark I legitimately thought she was going to puke.
I love frozen Thin Mints but you need to Tagalong on the chocolate / peanut butter express.
But the way this is worded it’s more easily read that it was a tough decision between Tagalongs and Thin Mints, not Tagalongs and Samoas, thereby making your argument much less convincing. However, Tagalongs are the clear number one since a lot of us don’t care for coconut and therefore don’t eat Samoas.
I like that plan. Toss on a trench coat, bury your hands deep in the front pockets, and if anyone questions why you’re there alone, just look them dead in the eye and say, “Emma Stone” while simultaneously winking.
CaffeineAndRange is having an immediate impact on this site, and I for one like it.