If you lose your wallet in NOLA (read: you pass out in a gutter and someone steals it) just go to the police station and file a report. They basically give you a slip of paper that allows you through security at MSY. The more you know….
I once took a 3:00 am shower to get rid of the smell in hopes of hooking up. Things didn’t pan out that night, but I blame the smoking policies of the time and not my closing skills.
Despite what Will says, don’t tip at an open bar wedding. Bride’s dad knows it is included with the bill and is happy to cover the entire cost for everyone invited. If you’re tipping $20 solely for a heavier pour, keep in mind that almost all venues and catering companies charge per the bottle, so you’re $20 may actually end up costing the bride’s dad more in the long run. You have free drinks all night, just enjoy them. And if you try to tip at the bride’s family’s country club you’re a douche of the highest order and should be asked to leave.
I work in the energy industry and was in Colorado for a few years. Had an unbelievably high number of conversations like this, except replace leather with “oil” or “fracking”.
Speaking of shoes, don’t ever bet a guy on the street he can guess where you got your shoes. And they don’t think it’s funny if you try to walk away without paying.
Best piece of advice I received on my first NOLA trip was from the bellman. He said, “I know you want to hit 100 tonight but don’t do it. Stay at about 60 tonight because if you don’t you won’t get above 30 the rest of the weekend.” Found out he was right the hard way.
One my more entertaining flights was a few years back heading up to KC from Houston that was full of LSU fans going to the college world series. They emptied the liquor cart on the 45 min hop from MSY to HOU and the stewardess had to reload. It was 6:30 am.
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You’ll be more nervous during the mock than the real so keep that in mind. Good luck!!
They’re two by two so basically a giant single screen looming over him. Looks like he’s about to launch the nukes at all times.
Our GIS Analyst rocks 4 monitors. It’s a little intimidating if I’m being honest.
I paused in the middle of booking tee times for one during my upcoming vacation with the wife to check PGP and this is what I find. PGP
Looking for a new dentist in Houston. Name?
If you lose your wallet in NOLA (read: you pass out in a gutter and someone steals it) just go to the police station and file a report. They basically give you a slip of paper that allows you through security at MSY. The more you know….
I don’t normally “Nice Work” a bunch of similar comments, but this is more than deserving. Nice Work.
I chuckled at “city of syrup.” Well done.
I once took a 3:00 am shower to get rid of the smell in hopes of hooking up. Things didn’t pan out that night, but I blame the smoking policies of the time and not my closing skills.
Despite what Will says, don’t tip at an open bar wedding. Bride’s dad knows it is included with the bill and is happy to cover the entire cost for everyone invited. If you’re tipping $20 solely for a heavier pour, keep in mind that almost all venues and catering companies charge per the bottle, so you’re $20 may actually end up costing the bride’s dad more in the long run. You have free drinks all night, just enjoy them. And if you try to tip at the bride’s family’s country club you’re a douche of the highest order and should be asked to leave.
I work in the energy industry and was in Colorado for a few years. Had an unbelievably high number of conversations like this, except replace leather with “oil” or “fracking”.
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Just a little happy 100 ribbing, Mr President. No harm intended.
Didn’t you just graduate like two weeks ago? Stay in your lane.
Speaking of shoes, don’t ever bet a guy on the street he can guess where you got your shoes. And they don’t think it’s funny if you try to walk away without paying.
Best piece of advice I received on my first NOLA trip was from the bellman. He said, “I know you want to hit 100 tonight but don’t do it. Stay at about 60 tonight because if you don’t you won’t get above 30 the rest of the weekend.” Found out he was right the hard way.
One my more entertaining flights was a few years back heading up to KC from Houston that was full of LSU fans going to the college world series. They emptied the liquor cart on the 45 min hop from MSY to HOU and the stewardess had to reload. It was 6:30 am.
Check out the Bulldog, too. Great patio, excellent beer selection.
To be fair the second half does.