Most of my work moms are relatively new empty nesters and I’m just here to fill their maternal instincts, M – F, 8 – 5. One loves to bake, and another had two sons play college football and is down with all things sports. Best of all worlds.
I hope at least once taking a drunk and/or emotionally distraught girl home while regaling her with stories of your former military service has paid off in more ways than just the fare automatically deducted from her iPhone.
I could stand to lose a few pounds, and no I couldn’t get a girl like her. But that’s because of her seemingly vapid personality, unrealistic life expectations, and general misunderstanding of basic words like “poor.”
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However, if this check ever met me her reaction would definitely be “meh” at best so I can handle the anonymous ones posted online.
And I’m done here this week.
His character is based on Larry Sanders.
How the hell did George Costanza create this?
Be happy with what you have and where you are, or you’ll never be happy.
People care about your pictures as much as you care about theirs. Zero.
Relying on you guys to do your job for Grandex so I can waste time at my own job. PGP
Don’t forget booze
Assuming that strangers want to see a picture of you. PGPM
Intern, are you stuck at the office while everyone else bolted to Dallas for the UT game tomorrow?
You’ll learn how in a few years. It’s called functional alcoholism.
Also, you might want to de-link your Instagram. Bosses find hangovers way less funny than do professors.
You should really watch “The Notebook” this weekend.
You’re so much better than the poor girl who tried to ruin our Wednesday.
Also, how can I subtly send this to my wife as we become a house divided about 6:30 tonight when a certain ALDS begins.
Or you could go as #freethenipple Pretty big news story on HuffPost this year….
Most of my work moms are relatively new empty nesters and I’m just here to fill their maternal instincts, M – F, 8 – 5. One loves to bake, and another had two sons play college football and is down with all things sports. Best of all worlds.
I hope at least once taking a drunk and/or emotionally distraught girl home while regaling her with stories of your former military service has paid off in more ways than just the fare automatically deducted from her iPhone.
I could stand to lose a few pounds, and no I couldn’t get a girl like her. But that’s because of her seemingly vapid personality, unrealistic life expectations, and general misunderstanding of basic words like “poor.”
I have about 7 work moms and it’s awesome.
I’ll say it – that face aint much without a ton of makeup.
Did PGP forget their target audience?